Operation: Blueberry Extraction

Attention Agents: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate a known wild blueberry sector and Chaos agents, report in. It’s time to head deep into the field for a sweet summer assignment: wild blueberry picking. That’s right—real berries, real dirt, real adventure.

This is a leashed operation. I repeat: no off-leash, no long lines. Standard to 15 ft only—trust me, I’ve seen what happens when someone tries to rappel off a blueberry bush. (Rookie move.)

Mission Includes:

• Trail foraging in known berry zones

• Strategic snacking (no overindulgence, agents)

• Field camaraderie and supervised sniff ops